- One professional liar.
- One heaping scoop of campaign money.
- Mix well then sprinkle liberally with stinky, rotten backroom dealings and leave on counter to fester.
- Retrieve professional liar from festering mixture and spread thickly about neighborhood. The neighborhood should be thoroughly divided before moving to step five.
- Flatten any remaining groups and neighbors and plop festering goo in backyards. (Professional liar can now be moved to new area as starter for next batch of fracking insurgents)
- Frack with toxic cocktail
- Operate poorly even on Sunday, (see video) aided by inept and conflicted regulatory agencies.
Bake in the hot Texas sun.