Show times: 10:50, 1:45, 4:50, 7:50, 11:00
Who wants to go to the 4:50 showing then go out to dinner after?
I remember when the landmen were slithering around my place in Wise County. I locked my gate and put a No Trespassing sign on it. They left me cards or letters taped to the gate, which I used as fire starters. Sometimes they would stalk me on the private drive that led to my place and my neighbor’s.
One day two landmen were parked at my gate waiting when I got home from work. I decided to toy with them a bit so I played dumb and listened to their spiel and promises of great riches. They were only mildly interested in my acreage. What they really wanted was my neighbor’s 250 acres.
They offered me 2% of my neighbor’s minerals if I could convince him to lease.
See the highlighted part of that sentence. My mama taught me that taking something that isn’t yours is stealing.
I ran the landmen off and told them to never come back.
I have more landman stories but this is enough for today.
UPDATE: They are expecting a huge attack by industry. Already there is a website, The Real Promised Land, and a Facebook page. Dory connected the dots and they draw a straight line to the rest of the fracking Joe Camels.
My review is Here.