Today I was in Denton to sign that frack disclosure bill–heh, heh–and I also shot up a couple of coyotes. I hope other states will follow the Texas disclosure bill because then the gas companies will give me lots of cash.
I need cash because I want to secede lead the nation. Hope you will vote for me.
How does my hair look?
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That is some mighty fine hair, not so nice legislation.
Don't forget I also signed a bill to build a natural gas filling station for Chesapeke to fill Peterbilts truck. You know it is hard for companies to give me lots of money when they only make profits of greater than 50 million dollars in the first quarter of 2011. We must support these large corporations so they can hire more of my faithful subjects. Man it is hard being a prophet, Really.
It is your duty as citizens of the great state of Texas to pay for my security while I am promoting my book all across the country.
Don't forget to support my pray palooza in Houston Aug
8th and I will wipe my sweat on a prayer doo rag for you. Just present your Perry doo rag and $20 dollars to my presidential campaign at the pearly gates and you will be admitted (it is a tax deduction). Really would I lie to you.
Let’s see what he says about this & any future Presidential bid:
http://fuelfix.com/blog/2011/07/18/yellowstone-spill-puts-republicans-in-tough-spot/
“Free market forces” don’t prevent oil spills.