Great news Readers! There’s a good old boy from Dallas, Texas who is a writin’ checks for BIG DOLLARS if you have gas or oil.
But it’s not for Texans. They’re done with us. They only want those Marcellus minerals.
Warning: Do not listen while enjoying a beverage or while chewing food or you risk spewing and/or choking. Listening is best on an empty bladder.
I’ve got to tell you that I am totally convinced. I had to call. =)