Birds are falling out of the sky but I’m sure it’s just some kind of coincidence. It certainly couldn’t be anything men are doing. Right? I mean, who cares about birds and bees. I’ve got fossil fuels and pesticides and the Big Gas Mafia, so it’s all good. Right?
Hundreds of dead blackbirds found near New Roads in Louisiana.
LABARRE, La. – Around 500 dead blackbirds and starlings have been found in Pointe Coupee Parish, according to state wildlife officials.
In a first-ever attempt to alter migration routes, the federal government plans to spend more than $20 million this month to keep millions of birds that fly south every winter out of oil-fouled wetlands along the Gulf of Mexico.