Marketing Communications Director – Barnett Shale-3449
Chesapeake Energy Corporation
About Sharon Wilson
Sharon Wilson is considered a leading citizen expert on the impacts of shale oil and gas extraction. She is the go-to person whether it’s top EPA officials from D.C., national and international news networks, or residents facing the shock of eminent domain and the devastating environmental effects of natural gas development in their backyards.
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A perfect place for liars, BS artists, and con artists. A normal person would have to go take a shower after the first hour on the job!
They still think it's about paying people off.
* Leverage community service and philanthropic activities with publicity and awareness.
I had to take a shower after reading the job description.
Best part is that you will work for Julie Wilson and when she asks you to do something unethical, if you refuse, she will pack up your office during lunch and leave the boxes out in the hall for you to collect on your way out the door.
NO KIDDING, she really did this!!!!
Now how many of you out there want to work for someone like that?
KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS, & ABILITIES
* Excellent written and verbal English communications skills
—Must be able to write and speak lies all while being gramatically correct.
* Creative and strategic thinker; problem solver
—-If they don't sign, threaten them, if they still don't sign, sue them.
* High energy level; strong management/supervisory skills
—-Must be able to lie for more than an 8 hour workday and be capable of overseeing other people's lies, to make sure they are up to Chesapeake standards
* Well versed in all forms of media – print, broadcast, interactive, collateral, social, research
—-Must be able to post on Sharon's blogs, words such as "socialist and fear-monger"
* Ability to work nights and weekends with regularity
—-Ability to lie on nights and
weekends while on the toilet
* Strong, confident public speaker
—-Loud, convincing liar
* Bilingual in Spanish
—–Must be able to lie in Spanish
—–Nice to have, but certainly not required, this is Cheasapeake not the Red Cross you moron.
@ Anon 9:26 a.m.
So funny, except you missed the last one. They want to hire people with souls because they eat them.
So funny. I am going to share it with my friends here in Gasland…we've had a long, hot summer. First the invasion of the Thumpers and now it's topped off by a gargantuan Frac Pond. Can't wait for the rest of it…gas humor seems to be the only thing that helps. Especially Chesapeake humor. Love it!
We have lots of CHK humor around here.