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I Have Solved the Bailout Issues. The Money Crisis Is Over.

December 9, 2008 By TXsharon

…and it’s really very simple, effective and inexpensive.

Give all the banks and financial institutions and the auto industry as much money as they need with no limits. Here is the only regulation needed to assure that taxpayers get a good return on our investment:

  • Each CEO, President, Vice President and all upper management must have one of these creativity enhancement devices applied upon receipt of the loan. When they repay the loan, the band will be removed.

This method of enhancing creativity insures prompt repayment of the loan without any side trips to luxurious spas. In most cases, CEO’s creativity is enhancement through imagination making actual application of the device unnecessary. Most often they discover that no loan is even necessary. This one regulation assures intense focus on restructuring failing companies so that success is guaranteed.

That’s done. Next problem.

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  1. jobsanger says

    December 9, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Those loans would be paid back real fast.
    TXsharon for Secretary of Treasury!

  2. Anonymous says

    December 9, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Yep–good post. The fat cats are raiding the pantry on the way out of town before the new Obama people take over. What a bunch of turkeys!

  3. Don Young says

    December 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    For environmental fugitives whose time is up, such as Aubrey McClendon, I suggest the Folding Castrating Knife. It’s convenient, effective and even folds and fits in your pocket! I carry mine everywhere. No permit required.

    BTW: Does anyone know FW Mayor Mike Moncrief’s schedule today?

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