Despite all today’s news about the dangers of gas wells, pipelines and injections wells, Fort Worth residents found breasts more dangerous than any of the above.
Residents try to stop proposed strip club
By ALEX BRANCH
Star-Telegram Staff Writer
FORT WORTH — Homeowners are upset about a proposed strip club at Trinity Boulevard and East Loop 820, one of five sexually oriented businesses planned for Fort Worth.
Residents in the nearby River Trails and Lakes of River Trails developments plan to attend Tuesday’s City Council meeting and are signing petitions against the club, which they say could increase crime and drunken driving on Trinity Boulevard.
Maybe breasts should make a donation to one of the local parks.
Breasts are so highly dangerous that they must be kept 1,000 feet from residential areas. Since gas wells are now allowed at 600 feet or less from homes, schools, parks, churches, that proves that breasts are more dangerous than gas wells.
I know gas wells can do this:
And here’s one where a 14-year-old died
I know Gas wells cause a lot of pollution and drilling them permanently removes billions of gallons of water out of our water cycle but I never knew they were more dangerous than breasts.
I thought I knew what breasts could do but I guess I don’t!
Hat tip to FWCanDo for letting me know I’m in danger from my own breasts.
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Sharon Wilson is considered a leading citizen expert on the impacts of shale oil and gas extraction. She is the go-to person whether it’s top EPA officials from D.C., national and international news networks, or residents facing the shock of eminent domain and the devastating environmental effects of natural gas development in their backyards.
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Could you please give us an exact risk analysis on the Breast Danger? I mean, would an “A” cup be less harmful than say a “DD”? Snark:-)
Media=Disconnect from the real news
I also have breast..
Will this in any way remove yet another of my rights??
BJ In McKinney
well when you think about it, breasts could conceivably be much more dangerous in that they sorta help produce more humans and feed ’em soooo you could sorta say they’re merely perpetuating the problem…. *smirk*