BREAKING! Watts Questions Noriega's Service in Afghanistan

Watts Questions Noriega’s Service in Afghanistan
Calls for an explanation to voters.

SAN ANTONIO- Candidate for United States Senate, Mikal Watts has called on his primary opponent to explain to Texas voters his “so-called” service in Afghanistan. According to Watt’s campaign staff “Noriega should come clean on his 14 months of service in the armed forces”.

Watts continued “Besides taking $1500 from Bob Perry, Noriega needs to come clean on his active duty service. Was he really there? Do you know anyone who has actually seen Noriega in Afghanistan, Pakistan, or Anyotherstan in the world?”

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