How much is that Repug in the Audience?
If you can stomach 30 minutes of Republicans trying to be funny, you can make $15 by watching The Half Hour News Hour and laughing when told. Seriously!
Republicans in Los Angeles are being offered $15 to show up at an upcoming taping of the “Half Hour News Hour” on Fox. From the email:
The Half Hour News Hour and The Los Angeles Republican Alliance has teamed up to enhance the Republican experience in Los Angeles County.
LARA is authorized to compensate conservative audience members $15 for their participation in the taping of the Half Hour News Hour. See schedule below.
If you are a conservative and want to get paid for attending as many show as available you can RSVP here: firstname.lastname@example.org. Just make sure the email has the words “LARA RSVP” and the date of the show you are interested in attending, in the subject line. Please provide your mailing address for your check and pay attention to the deadline.
Or you can make 20 bucks for papering the house at a special Aug. 13 taping that will air on Fox after Bill O’Reilly, “very important because millions more people will be watching and will help in determining if the show will be picked up for another season. Having a show like this during election time will be a great comic relief for all American conservatives.
Here’s a sample of The Half Hour News Hour
Lame, lame, lame…
I’ll laugh at anything—myself, you, somebody eating a pet goldfish—but this stuff is NOT funny. If it were, they wouldn’t be paying people to attend.