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January 3, 2007 By TXsharon

Stewart/Colbert ’08 Campaign Denies Releasing Giuliani Playbook

“We’re standing there for a photo op,” stated presidential hopeful Jon Stewart, “and then Rudy suddenly hands me this bag, and says “Here, hold this while I straighten my tie.”. What am I supposed to do? Here’s the former mayor of New York City asking for a little favor… I guess he just forgot about the bag after a few pictures and some more talking. That sucker was heavy… and I got tired of holding it after a few minutes. I remember thinking, what in the heck does he have in here, a dictionary… or maybe his entire plans for capturing the presidency…? Nah… Stephen was standing there so I just gave it to him and followed Rudy over to the wet bar for another gin and tonic.”

Vice presidential hopeful Stephen Colbert then continued the account: “I’m standing here holding the man of… no… the God of 9/11’s briefcase, and I’m just in awe. Then I looked down, and I see that it’s open. I’m thinking, do I contact Homeland security and risk embarrassing Rudy…“

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Sharon Wilson is considered a leading citizen expert on the impacts of shale oil and gas extraction. She is the go-to person whether it’s top EPA officials from D.C., national and international news networks, or residents facing the shock of eminent domain and the devastating environmental effects of natural gas development in their backyards.

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  1. Anonymous says

    January 3, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    lol! that is some funny shit.

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