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What women want

July 10, 2007 By TXsharon

UCLA did some research on what women want in men.

…women are more likely to turn to musclemen for trysts and Average Joes for long-term relationships;

Me? I like them big and stupid.

ARTIST: Julie Brown
TITLE: I Like Them Big and Stupid
Lyrics

When I need somethin’ to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love ’til we’re done then they’re out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like ’em big and stupid
I like ’em big and real dumb
I like ’em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My fathers outa Harvard
My brothers outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they’ll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin’ jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can’t tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He’s so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, ’cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love ’til we’re done then they’re out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like ’em big and real dumb
I like ’em big and

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