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REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AGENDA

February 4, 2008 By TXsharon

  • 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
  • 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance to George W. Bush
  • 6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights
  • 6:45 PM Salute to the Project for the New American Century
  • 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on “Are Elections Really Necessary?”
  • 7:30 PM Announcement: Mark Foley Was a Closet Democrat
  • 7:35 PM Trent Lott – “Re-Segregation in the 21st Century”
  • 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It’s What’s for Dinner
  • 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
  • 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
  • 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
  • 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
  • 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
  • 9:00 PM Dennis Hastert leads discussion: How to Shirk Responsibility and Get Away with It
  • 9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on “Why Women Shouldn’t Be Leaders”
  • 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
  • 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
  • 10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Pat Robertson
  • 10:15 PM Karl Rove Lecture: How to Commit Perjury and Obstruction of Justice and Get Away with It
  • 10:35 PM George W. Bush demonstration of trademark “deer in headlights” stare
  • 10:40 PM John Ashcroft: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
  • 10:45 PM GOP’s Tribute to Tokenism, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice and Alberto Gonzales
  • 10:46 PM Ann Coulter’s Tribute “Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot”
  • 10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation’s Economy
  • 11:10 PM Dick Cheney leads discussion: How to Shoot People, Cover It Up, and Get Away with It
  • 11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
  • 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
  • 11:35 PM Blame Bill Clinton
  • 11:40 PM Twice-Divorced Newt Gingrich speaks on “The Sanctity of Marriage”
  • 11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
  • 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
  • 12:00 PM Nomination of GW Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

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